Literature
Janna's Fast-Food Report [WG, STUFFING, COMM]
“And that’s it for the weather, folks! Another balm day for Piltover, and a slightly less smoggy day for our friends in Zaun. And now for the latest in my personal report, A Little Bird Told Me!” Janna adjusted her light blue jacket with a smile, keeping her eyes on the camera. With her blonde hair, healthy tan cleavage exploding out of her partially-opened blouse and meaty thighs fighting against the constraints of a skimpy black skirt, the sculpted wind goddess was setting a good example for anyone who wanted to exercise themselves into a better shape. Not that she was actually being a divine agent right now, of course – right now she was simply Janet, the very attractive reporter for Channel 4. “I’m standing in front of a Bigtime Burger today for a reason,” she said, plump red lips pursing in disdain. “While our entrepreneurial spirit is one of the things that Zaun and Piltover have in common, I think it’s safe to say the owners of this latest eatery have gone too far.”